Tuesday, November 1, 2011

The Dave pounces

"Hey there!" He exclaimed. I was rather surprised that someone was addressing me as I certainly didn't know anyone.
"Hey I'm just going around and asking everyone that looks nice if they would allow me to become an apprentice or just watch. Unlike most other ants here I like all the skills and have a basic knowledge of them all, don't know why but who cares. It fits my personality. Always doing something new and always learning new things. Oh by the way my names Dave."
"Well nice to meet you Dave." I said, I was rather astounded by the rate the words were coming out of his mouth. And not incomprehensibly either, they were so loud and clear you could almost feel the vibrations of his exuberant voice! "
"Grandpa whats ex-exhubarint?" asked one of the grand-ants.
"Well dear, it's kinda like you, loud, excited and very energetic." The little ant giggled then snuggled back into her leaf blanket while he continued."
*YAWN* "oh excuse me, sorry, talking with this many adjectives sometimes makes me yawn. Yes, yes i know you thought grandpa ant was the narrator but who do you think added all the intros to the characters and the story? Me. Who gave you all the interjections to make sense of the story? That would be me again, the narrators never get any credit. And why don't I have a narrator hmm? that way I could get a cup of coffee... oh wait... I can. The story can't go anywhere without me so I can just do what I want! Scratch that then, I'll be right back and so will the story.